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失败并不可怕可怕的是你还相信这句话Failure is not horrible.What's horrible is that you believe this.
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你以为有钱人很快乐吗？他们的快乐你根本想象不到You think the rich are happy?No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.
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你们之所以喝鸡汤是因为肉被别人吃了You have chicken soup for the soul.Because someone else already ate the chicken.
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条条大路通罗马而有些人就生在罗马All roads lead to Rome.Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
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别灰心人生就是这样起起落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落Don't be discouraged.Life is full of ups and downs,and all the downs after those downs.
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有些人出现在你的生命里是为了告诉你：你真好骗Some people come to you in your lifeto make you know that you are such an easy target.
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比一个人吃火锅更寂寞的是一个人没有钱吃火锅What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?That you can't even afford the chafingdish.
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你不努力一下怎么知道什么叫绝望呢？If you don't try,how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
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男女之间一定有纯真的友谊因为每一个认识我的女生都说最多只能跟我做朋友There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.Because every girl I know told me thatwe could only be friends.
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比尔·盖茨休学创业成了世界首富但人家休的是哈佛大学Bill Gates became the richest manby dropping out of school and starting his own business.But the school he dropped out is Harvard.
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不要没完没了地修图你现实中长得不好看我们都知道Don't photoshop yourself again and again.We know you look ugly in reality.
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你无法用钱买到幸福因为你没有钱You can't buy happiness with money,Because you don't have money.
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最怕你一生碌碌无为还安慰自己平凡可贵The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your lifeand manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
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不要看别人表面上一帆风顺实际上，他们背地里，也是一帆风顺Some people seem to have everything.In fact, they do have everything.
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受够了又肥又丑的自己吗？快去健身房吧，光丑就行了Tired of being fat and ugly?Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!
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你无法叫醒一个不回你消息的人但是红包可以You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.But money can.
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虽然你单身但你胖若两人Though you're single,you occupy twice the space.
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好女孩只得到了好字而漂亮女孩却得到了所有A good girl has good reputation.A pretty girl has everything.
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爱笑的女生运气不会太差说实话，如果一个女生运气一直不好我不知道她怎么笑得出来A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
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像我这种连名牌都不认识几个的人有时候连别人在炫富都感觉不到With such limited knowledge of brands,I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.
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当你觉得自己又丑又穷、一无是处时别绝望，因为至少你的判断还是对的If you feel ugly, poor and useless,don't be devastated. At least you have good judgement.
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喜欢一个人就去表白万一成备胎了呢If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.There's a chance that you become the Plan B.
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哪有什么选择困难症还不是因为穷There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.You are just being poor.
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你只知道人家化妆比你好看却不知道，她们卸了妆不仅比你好看，皮肤还吹弹可破You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.What you don't know is: underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.
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为什么总是天妒英才呢？因为没人管笨蛋活多久Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?Because no one bother caring about idiots.
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当上帝给你关上一扇门他还会顺便把窗子也一起关了When God closes a door for you,he'd close the windows all together.
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一些人常会被骂，说每天像猪一样爱睡懒觉真的是太委屈了，猪都比你起得早Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much.That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.
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学校的厕所为什么放镜子？是为了让你知道：人丑就要多读书Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?Because they want you to know: with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
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人生很多事，终究会随着时间好起来比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就变好胖Things do get improved as time goes by.For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.
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这段日子迷茫又黑暗撑过去了会有下一个黑暗等着你Days are dark and troubled now.Just keep going, so you can see more darkness beyond them.
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生活不止眼前的苟且还有前任的喜帖Life is not all about the muddle that you see,but also the ones that you will see,such as your ex's wedding invitation.
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许多人说北上广深机会多但没人说那是你的呀People say there are more opportunities in the metropolises.But did anybody ever say they were yours?
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谁说你没有毅力的？单身这事你不就坚持了好几十年么Who said you lack perseverance?You managed to be single for decades!
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女追男隔层纱那得男的本来就对你有好感不然隔的基本都是铁丝网，还是带电的那种They say it's easy for a girl to pursue a man,easy like poking through a veil.But that has to be when the man already has a crush on you.Otherwise what you need to poke through would be a bunch of barbed wire with electricity running through.
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当你失败的时候身边会有一群关心你的人他们会问你发生了什么听听你的失败经验然后心满意足地离开When you fail, there will be people who cares.They come and ask.They listen.And they leave with satisfaction.
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等你老了，走不动了我就每天用轮椅推你到广场上去让你看着我和别的老头跳舞When you get old and loose the ability to walk,I will take you to the plaza in a wheelchair day by dayto make you watch me dance with other old men.
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有的人是来爱你的有的人就是来给你上课的Some people come to love you.Some people come to make you question life.
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如果一个人秒回了你只能说明这个人在玩手机If someone text you right back,well, you can be sure he happens to be using his phone.
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你以为他是不会表达其实他只是不想跟你讲话You think he is being clumsy with words.But the fact is he just doesn't want to talk to you.
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喜欢一个人一定要去表白不被拒绝一下，你还真以为自己是小仙女呢If you have a crush on someone, do tell him.Because without his rejection, you'd really see yourself as Cleopatra.
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你努力过后才发现智商的鸿沟是无法逾越的You try.And you learn that IQ is not something you can work on.
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你才二十多岁没有遇到喜欢的人很正常往后你会发现，大概是遇不到的You are just 20.It's absolutely common that you haven't had any crush on anybody.Sooner or later you'll know, it's totally possible that you won't, ever.
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单身没关系以后单身的日子还长着呢It's alright to be single.Anyway, you're gonna be like that for a long long time.
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以前觉得靠关系的人一定很无能接触过后发现人家样样比你强You think people who take advantage of their relationships are without merit.After you meet one, you'll know you have none of their merits.
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不努力的女生会有买不完的地摊货、逛不完的菜市场努力的女生你就没时间逛地摊了因为你只能加班叫外卖、逛网店！Girl, if you don't work hard,you'll spend your life buying cheap products and groceries.But if you work hard,you won't have time for all this!You can only work overtime and buy things online!
